Why I don’t like waking up

It’s been a long time since I wrote something in English. So long in fact that I don’t even remember if I ever wrote anything in this idiotic language. Eh… fuck… I don’t give a damn…

I just wrote the title of this article and I hoped that something funny, that would capture your eyes would come out of my keyboard and, shit, it seems it is exactly the same dumb ass situation as when I’m writing in romanian.

But, as long as I’m still here, I don’t like to leave shit unfinished (unless it’s related to work or college) it seems I feel obligated to write some crap down, for you cuntfucks to feel a bit less moronic.

Reading once again the title of this post that my mind shat cause I had nothing else better to do, I start to remember why this mother-fucking problem is constantly impregnated on my sub conscience.

First of all, waking up in the morning makes you awake. The state „awake” is the state you are when you are not sleeping or not drinking hard. It’s the state in which when you shovel words out of you fucking mouth I no longer fell like you need serious brain surgery, it’s the state when I’m convinced that you need it. Also that is the moment when I easily take out my strap and begin whipping you face until your eyeballs come out.

The second reason why I don’t like waking up is that I need to get to a boring job, do shit I don’t like to do, for people I don’t like for money I need.

But the second reason I believe I share with the rest of 99% of Earth’s population so that doesn’t make me special at all.

So fuck waking up. It’s the stupidest thing you can do in the morning. Get a night job, poorly paid, with no bosses around hopefully, get drunk, forget about your wife or children, get a rent for a small apartment in the suburbias and get laid with the most horrible women that ever walked their infested asses on this Earth. Make a change.